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Friday with 27,989 notes / reblog
ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post
funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(Source: realityau, via hydragyrus)

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

(via hydragyrus)

wherethe40sat:

prizewinnerofdefianceohio:

90andforever:

myrisingvoice:

Say hello to my thick thighs hahaha

man that’s great

You are so perfect I can’t even cope

Crush me 😍😍😍
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